What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Time to book it!
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?