When should baseball players wear armor?
When they're playing knight games.
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's the most determined bird?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?