Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What insect runs away from everything?
Families are like fudge.
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you call a silly hill?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?