What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
An ice-cold croak-a-cola.
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Can February March?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?