What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why was the math book sad?
Why are goats so funny?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?