What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
How do fireflies start a race?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the goal post get angry?