What do dogs order at coffee shops?
A puppuccino.
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What type of birds stay together forever?