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They love to be buttered up!
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
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What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?