Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
They were egg-cellently hidden!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What condiment has wings?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
How is cat food sold?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Someone stole all my lamps.
How long do chickens work?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do fairies always drink?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?