Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
It always had the best lynx.
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why are frogs always so happy?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What does a female lion call her mate?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?