What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
I'd be muffin without you.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why is a computer so smart?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Who invented fractions?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?