How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
He gave her a ring.
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the mirror cross the road?