What do horses say to greet each other?
Hay there.
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?