Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What animals make the best students?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?