Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What goes zzub, zzub?
How do bees get to school?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why do all the planets get along?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why do math teachers love March?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?