What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
A heat wave.
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Do dads always snore?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Families are like fudge.
What does an evil hen lay?