What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Automobile.
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
It's allergy season again?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Who invented fractions?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?