How do you truly savor a hot dog?
With relish.
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?