Why was the dog so popular?
He was a fetching young lad!
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Where do chips wear socks?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Where do surfers go to school?