What are the smartest highways in the world?
Roads scholars.
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What is a spider's favorite book?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What country has the most fish?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?