Why was the storm actually calm?
It had a lot of windchill.
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why are goats so funny?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Where do frogs keep their money?