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Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?