Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
What words make the best athletes?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What says: oom oom oom?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?