Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
He was looking for a good reaction.
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What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why was the mime upset?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?