What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
The Lord of the Wings.
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What are you studying in math?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?