Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?