What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call a small mom?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the fish blush?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?