If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate claus.
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What is blue and not heavy?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?