What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Impasta.
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?