Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
His eggs were dyeing!
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What was the first animal in space?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?