What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why do elephants have trunks?