What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?