Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
They harbor resentment.
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Where do books sleep?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do farmers do on February 14th?