Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's the noisiest food?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why do fish live in salt water?
How do chickens leave the highway?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What animals make the best baseball players?