What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
A beech tree!
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?