What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Cool music.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Which animal is the most religious?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?