How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
E-rode.
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
How much does freedom weigh?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why do cows wear bells?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?