What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
A coward.
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?