How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Because they're both full of stuffing.
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why was the mime upset?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?