What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What animal floats best?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?