Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How did the tree get lost?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?