Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Disney-land.
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why was the dog overweight?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
When should you start writing a book?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
How do fireflies start a race?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?