What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How do horses navigate at night?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why was the horse so happy?