What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
I broke my finger!
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Which family member has tusks?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?