What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Take steps to avoid them.
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the echo get detention?