What is the emptiest holiday?
Holloween.
What food is a man's best friend?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?