What is a table you can eat?
A vegetable.
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Which dogs love to study science?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?