What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Donuts and Bolts.
What animal styles their hair every day?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
How do you measure a millennial?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?