She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Which is the worst season?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?