How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
They're she-ep.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Surprise!!!!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why are grandkids so great?